Tired of all the apps and swiping and having to look through all of the options on all of the apps and the bad dates and the people who just aren’t on the same page as you — but you can’t tell by looking at their picture, and you don’t know how to tell someone you just met what you really want?
At the end of the day everyone is doomscrolling and doomswiping… and to what end?
What are we all doing? It’s a waste of time.
We’re just two thirty-somethings who figured there has to be a better way.
IMAGINE THIS:
When you’re looking for a certain someone, wouldn’t it be nice if you already knew you were kind of on the same page about the things that truly matter to you?
Wouldn’t it be nicer if your non-negotiables were already taken into consideration?
Wouldn’t it be actually pretty cool if you didn’t have to spend ages looking through pictures and bios of people who just aren’t a good fit?
And wouldn’t it be extra super awesome if you wrote some words, clicked some buttons, and you could potentially get an endless supply of the person you want forever?
You could BE that person. Here’s the link.
And look — you only have to fill it out ONE time, and we’ll do the rest.
So only fill it out if you’re going to make an effort to do it right. You will? Sure? Here’s the link again.
Join our experimental project to make finding someone a slightly more sane endeavor. Welcome to Ficial.
Note: In the interest of transparency, this will definitely be a paid service. Swiping is free, yeah — but also, ugh. We promise it’ll be a price that’s fair to both your pocket and our effort.